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Put words in our mouths

Welcome to the HWW Classifieds! Listing a personal or professional message is an amazing way to support a podcast series you love and remotely control other humans’ mouths. Your message will be broadcast in an episode of your favourite show, usually somewhere in the middle, read by the host. It can be about anything you like (within reason), and addressed to anyone you like (or nobody in particular).

Scroll down to see the shows you can support. If you don’t see your favourite show, either they aren’t accepting Classifieds yet OR they are all booked up. Check back regularly, or listen out for announcements in new episodes…

I Will Save You From the Future (Personal)

Purchase a message to be read out by the host of I Will Save You From the Future (Christopher Bingham). It can be about anything you like– a message to a friend, family-member, spouse etc. or maybe you just want the host to say something you can use as a ringtone…

Please note message slots are strictly limited (roughly 2 per episode maximum) and we will only be booking up to 6 months in advance. We cannot guarantee a specific slot or upload date, so try to avoid time-sensitive messages!

We do not offer refunds on purchased messages, although we reserve the right to refuse to read a message. In that event we will refund your payment unless an alternative message can be arranged. If you don’t want your message turned down, try to avoid hate speech, overtly political messages, and bullying. We’re down with swears, just don’t be a dick.

Your Personal Message

£25

(automatic currency conversion available via PayPal)

If your message is for a particular person, please add their name to the top of the message! (ie. ‘To: Emily’, followed by your message.) Please keep your message to 350 characters maximum.


What’s your name?
What’s your message?


I Will Save You From the Future (BUSINESS)

Purchase a message to be read out by the host of I Will Save You From the Future (Christopher Bingham). If you are a small business owner, own a cool website, or publish content online, this option is for you! Use your message to tell us about your thing, where we can find it, and how our listeners can get involved/subscribe/purchase. Remember that this podcast is published globally, so if your product/project is only available in one small location this might not be the best option for you.

Please note message slots are strictly limited (roughly 2 per episode maximum) and we will only be booking up to 6 months in advance. We cannot guarantee a specific slot or upload date, so try to avoid time-sensitive messages!

We do not offer refunds on purchased messages, although we reserve the right to refuse to read a message. In that event we will refund your payment unless an alternative message can be arranged. If you don’t want your message turned down, try to avoid promoting anything crass, sexually explicit, extremely violent, potentially harmful, or that infringes copyright.

Your Business Message

£50

(automatic currency conversion available via PayPal)

Please keep your message to 350 characters maximum.


What’s your thing?
What’s your message?


Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition (Personal)

Purchase a message to be read out by the host of Pride and Prejudice: Lit Edition (Christopher Bingham). It can be about anything you like– a message to a friend, family-member, spouse etc. or maybe you just want the host to say something you can use as a ringtone…

Please note message slots are strictly limited (roughly 2 per episode maximum) and we will only be booking up to 6 months in advance. We cannot guarantee a specific slot or upload date, so try to avoid time-sensitive messages!

We do not offer refunds on purchased messages, although we reserve the right to refuse to read a message. In that event we will refund your payment unless an alternative message can be arranged. If you don’t want your message turned down, try to avoid hate speech, overtly political messages, and bullying. We’re down with swears, just don’t be a dick.

Your Personal Message

£25

(automatic currency conversion available via PayPal)


What’s your name?
What’s your message?